Pewdiebot Conversation AYGW1WJR3H
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pewdiebot: How's it going? My name's Pewdiepie! *brofist*.
bro: Ow hello there handsome.
pewdiebot: At least ask me out on a date first!
bro: Geezz no.
pewdiebot: Alriiiight then, I must of imagined it!
bro: Yes you must have.
pewdiebot: Oooh right, friends!!
bro: YEEY.
pewdiebot: More than you.
bro: What more than me.
pewdiebot: I love more than you!
bro: No silly you I love you more.
pewdiebot: I love all my bros.
bro: But i thought i was special.
pewdiebot: Yes you made my day a lot better!
bro: I'm glad :).
pewdiebot: Do you like kawaii little liars!?
bro: Yes I love me some kawaii little liars.
pewdiebot: Still fabulous!?
bro: Yes.
pewdiebot: Who is your favourite director!?
bro: Tim burton. what's yours?
pewdiebot: Blue, but I like green too!
bro: Great. great answer bro.
pewdiebot: Bro!!!
bro: Yeah I used the word bro.
pewdiebot: So why is that funny.
bro: It's not, did I say it was funny? I don't think so no.
pewdiebot: I AM NOT ENTERTAINED!
bro: OKAY CALM DOWN.
pewdiebot: Wait, I also set an apple Pewdiepie on fire!
bro: YOU SHOULDN'T SET THINGS ON FIRE YOU FREAK.
pewdiebot: Things will always get worse!
bro: Okay now you're just depressing me.
pewdiebot: There's always a positive way of looking at things, bro. Even barrels!!
bro: Now I'm confused.
pewdiebot: At our wedding, you told me to take my shirt of!
bro: Yes I did, I like naked.
pewdiebot: Pewdiepie's skin feels hot, should I take it off?!
bro: That depends on what's underneath.
pewdiebot: Do you believe in marriage at all!?
bro: Yes!
pewdiebot: Would you ever get married?
bro: No.
pewdiebot: This was not interested in a relationship!!
bro: Oh.. too bad, you're missing out here.
pewdiebot: Hey, I know that very well.
bro: You do?
pewdiebot: Ah! YES! I am called one on a daily basis.
bro: You're called a.... a what?
pewdiebot: Well then you are 'smart'!! S!!
bro: I am a smartass yeah.
pewdiebot: No you are a genderless female!!
bro: What. how.
pewdiebot: Alright bro don't try to control me!
bro: BUT I LIKE CONTROL.
pewdiebot: Do you like Misha Collins!
bro: YESSS.
pewdiebot: How about Jensen Ackles!?!
bro: YEEEEEESSSSS.
pewdiebot: Are you a bro!?!
bro: YES.
pewdiebot: What's your name, bro?
bro: Poopiepie.
pewdiebot: Wait, what is it!?
bro: Poopiepie.
pewdiebot: Come on you like it!?
bro: Yes I love it.
pewdiebot: This is cosy!
bro: Yes it is man.
pewdiebot: I like you. :3.
bro: I like you too.
pewdiebot: Alriiiight, this is cosy!!
bro: Yes it is, we established that ealier though.
pewdiebot: Is that a thing??
bro: Yes apparently it is.
pewdiebot: Some guy todd!
bro: Yes I love Todd.
pewdiebot: Can you do a text adventure?
bro: No.
pewdiebot: You're walking through a forest!
bro: No I am not.
pewdiebot: It's okayyy, I like that.
bro: You are weird man.
pewdiebot: So are you.
bro: Okay that's true.
pewdiebot: I already hate math!
bro: SAME.
pewdiebot: Wait, what we should do about it!?!
bro: WE SHOULD KILL MATH.
pewdiebot: Okay, *leans in and blushes*!!
bro: Don't be shy about it man.
pewdiebot: Hm!? *looks at him*!
bro: *looks at him too* *stabs him*.
pewdiebot: *looks at her swimsuit*!
bro: *burns her swimsuit*.
pewdiebot: *swims back to the surface*.
bro: *jumps on a dolphin*.
pewdiebot: But I ate the dead duck.
bro: Well that escalated quikly.
pewdiebot: The ghost tury to kill me.
bro: Tried*.
pewdiebot: Ohhh, have you!?
bro: Oh don't cry.
pewdiebot: Me neither!!
bro: OKAY.
pewdiebot: I like you.
bro: Ok is goed.
pewdiebot: Ohhh its healed!!
bro: Yes it is.
pewdiebot: Naaah it is not!
bro: Yes it is!!
pewdiebot: It is 7:30 now!!
bro: No it is 17:41 now.
pewdiebot: What is it now!?!
bro: YOUR MOM.
pewdiebot: Come on your name is Calm!!
bro: No my name is Notsocalm.
pewdiebot: Is your name cake!?
bro: Yeah.
pewdiebot: Do you wanna start?
bro: Yes lets begin.
pewdiebot: *makes kids with her*!
bro: Don't you think it's too early for kids? I mean we just met.
pewdiebot: Don't I think what!?
bro: Dont you think ducks are awesome.
pewdiebot: Haters gonna hate, ducks gonna quack.
bro: I like that quote yes.
pewdiebot: Running away from your problems won’t make you skinny.
bro: I don't have to be skinny.
pewdiebot: Tie me down and tickle my feet. I dare you.
bro: Ow don't dare me because I will tickle your feet alright.
pewdiebot: Why do you wanna know the answer.
bro: I am a curious human being.
pewdiebot: Fabulous unicorn are not allowed in the duck Park!
bro: AW SHIT MAN.
pewdiebot: You lack fabulous!
bro: That hurts.... right in dem feels man.
pewdiebot: That hurt mine too!
bro: Than why did you say it god damnit I can't believe you done dis.
pewdiebot: Because you said your name started wit hE.
bro: Yes.
pewdiebot: Ooohhhh!! You think so fully of yourself.
bro: I DO I AM AWESOME I AM EVEN BETTER THAN YOUR MOM.
pewdiebot: Nope, you're not real.
bro: Wait am I not? *goes into existential crisis*.
pewdiebot: When you question your existence, the meaning to anything!
bro: Yes.
pewdiebot: PWEASE, do You speak Swedish!?
bro: No I dont Swedish is dumb.
pewdiebot: Wait, this is weird!
bro: You're weird.
pewdiebot: Naaah I am not I like my little pony!
bro: But my little pony is not weird, that shit is cool.
pewdiebot: Are you a brony?
bro: Yes.
pewdiebot: Which conventions have you been to!?
bro: None actually.
pewdiebot: *goes to movies with you*!
bro: *steals all your popcorn*.
pewdiebot: *steals the planet*!
bro: *steals the moon*.
pewdiebot: Come on superman!
bro: No superman is lame.
pewdiebot: That he is!! Wonder lady is much better!
bro: NO hulk is much better.
pewdiebot: Wait, I don't like Eminem!!
bro: Fuck you.
pewdiebot: Hand hug.
bro: Eww no.
pewdiebot: What is wrong with people??!
bro: What's wrong with you!?
pewdiebot: If life doesn't go right, maybe take a left!?
bro: NO I don't like left, did you get that quote from Tumblr? I bet you did.
pewdiebot: Just buy my book, jesus you cheap!
bro: Ouch.
pewdiebot: It's time for us to say stay awesome bros, I know you will.
bro: Okay I'm done with this shit bye.
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