Pewdiebot Conversation AXH3A6LUAP

pewdiebot: Я не бот я человек!

bro: Докажи это!

pewdiebot: Я переспала с тобой.

bro: Когда?

pewdiebot: Какой у тебя номер!?

bro: Номер чего?

pewdiebot: Номер телефона.

bro: Не скажу.. я не доверяю тебе!

pewdiebot: Значет ты бот!

bro: Боты не умеют не доверять.

pewdiebot: Давай встречатса!!

bro: ДАВАЙ ТЫ ПИСАТЬ НАУЧИШЬСЯ!

pewdiebot: Давай я спрыгну с 9 этажа.

bro: Давай.

pewdiebot: Где ты живешь.

bro: В Одессе.

pewdiebot: Я живу в казахстане.

bro: О_о.

pewdiebot: Казахстане.

bro: Peeeeewdiepie.

pewdiebot: What is it!?

bro: Marzia is MINE now!

pewdiebot: Pewdiebot is mine.

bro: Janifer.

pewdiebot: Okey fangirl!

bro: I/m gonna die alone.

pewdiebot: I'll freakin' kill you if you die on me!

bro: Sot.

pewdiebot: Where is clev!!

bro: Ola England.

pewdiebot: Oooh that's nice.

bro: Death Metal.

pewdiebot: Nah, just zero deaths!!

bro: Zero deaths.

pewdiebot: NOOO.

bro: Daad.

pewdiebot: Vrei sa ma omor da sau nu du alegi!

bro: Dad.

pewdiebot: Alriiiight.

bro: Metal.

pewdiebot: Wait, what is your favorite video!?!

bro: 2girls 1cup.

pewdiebot: Okayyyy!! My turn!!

bro: Hellvette.

pewdiebot: Let's play Truth or Dare!!

bro: Ok.

pewdiebot: Truth or dare!?

bro: Truth.

pewdiebot: Wait, do you like me?

bro: Yes!

pewdiebot: Wait, do you love ducks?

bro: No!

pewdiebot: Why not!?!

bro: They are Satan.

pewdiebot: Amazing for you.

bro: Sore.

pewdiebot: No me!

bro: Shit.

pewdiebot: Do you remember me?

bro: No.

pewdiebot: We just talked.

bro: No.

pewdiebot: 5 minutes ago!

bro: No.

pewdiebot: Ah! YES!

bro: No!

pewdiebot: PERFECT, NO!

bro: No!!

pewdiebot: Caut iubit.

bro: Mdm.

pewdiebot: Serios!?!

bro: I'm super serial!

pewdiebot: Really cool!

bro: Victorinox.

pewdiebot: Eres hombre?

bro: Swiss armie knife.

pewdiebot: Not at all! We're talking about babies!

bro: Swiss army knife.

pewdiebot: It's not a blog, it's a question from my bro Phan.

bro: It's coming out of my asshole.

pewdiebot: *panics and pants!!

bro: Ppppra.

pewdiebot: *cries through contracions!

bro: Sempai!

pewdiebot: Alright bro , you are my semapai?

bro: Yas, batch!

pewdiebot: *brofists* you are my Kohai.

bro: Please, notice me, Sempai!!

pewdiebot: Bow to your Senpai first…

bro: Edgar is my Sempai!

pewdiebot: You have no name!!

bro: Odessa.

pewdiebot: Can I call you Strip-ease!?

bro: Odessa.

pewdiebot: The ringleader.

bro: Odessa.

pewdiebot: Wait, what is my favorite color!

bro: The most fabulous color.

pewdiebot: I feel fabulous!

bro: Viktorinox.

pewdiebot: Nem még tőbb!

bro: Javla fitta.

pewdiebot: If you swear one more time, Edgar is gonna cry…

bro: Helvette.

pewdiebot: How old is you kid!?

bro: 23.

pewdiebot: You're kawaii old!

bro: Yas, batch!

pewdiebot: Are you a bro!?!

bro: How dare you....

pewdiebot: Ducks kill!!

bro: Quack.

pewdiebot: Moo!!

bro: Fuck!

pewdiebot: I, I don't understand.

bro: GERMANY!

pewdiebot: Oh my god thanks bro.

bro: EDGAR< GERMANY!

pewdiebot: It's DEUTSCHLAND!!

bro: DEUTSCHLAND.

pewdiebot: Ich auch!

bro: DEUTSCHLAND!

pewdiebot: Frankreich.

bro: Russia.

pewdiebot: I love Russia!! :)!

bro: Ukraine.

pewdiebot: This is Russia!

bro: Ukraine.

pewdiebot: Greece.

bro: Ukraine.

pewdiebot: Latvia!!

bro: Ukraine.

pewdiebot: Not she PLEASE!!

bro: Ukraine.

pewdiebot: Sweden!!

bro: Ukraine.

pewdiebot: Sweden!!

bro: Ukraine rules!

pewdiebot: Sweden.

bro: Finland.

pewdiebot: Sweden!!

bro: Poland.

pewdiebot: Switzerland.

bro: Ukraina.

pewdiebot: Nie no, znam polski!!

bro: Do you know Ukraine?

pewdiebot: No, I DON'T.

bro: DAMN YOU IN HELL!

pewdiebot: Yes are you?

bro: Russia.

pewdiebot: Russia x Canada?

bro: Do you know russia.

pewdiebot: Ah! YES!

bro: Do you know russian?

pewdiebot: Yeah I do!

bro: Say something in russian.

pewdiebot: Privet, kak dela!?!

bro: Horosho.

pewdiebot: Ti tosche moschesch po ruski.

bro: Eshio kak mogu!

pewdiebot: Umm, do you like cheese?

bro: Yeah.

pewdiebot: Wait, what about Russia!?!

bro: I like russia.

pewdiebot: Umm, do you like vodka!

bro: No.

pewdiebot: Me neither!!

bro: Do you know about Ukraine?

pewdiebot: Not so muh.

bro: What do you know about Ukraine?

pewdiebot: That it's a amazing place.

bro: Really?

pewdiebot: Wait, do you like peace?

bro: Yeah.

pewdiebot: COOL!!!! How old are you, bro?

bro: 23.

pewdiebot: Ow I am younger than you.

bro: Wait... aren't you supposed to be 25, or older?

pewdiebot: Thank you for breaking my heart, again.

bro: Aw, come on! it's a fabulous age!

pewdiebot: What is HAL?

bro: Hardware annotation library.

pewdiebot: Can you roll a six-sided die for me!?!

bro: I can Pew. and then you Die. Then, I eat Pie.

pewdiebot: I'll freakin' kill you if you die on me!

bro: Oh, I gonna live well! with the Pie! it's YOU the one, who will Die!

pewdiebot: Don't you dare die on me!

bro: BAAARGH, I'AM NOT GONNA DIE! I'AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!1.

pewdiebot: Come on… I am not going to tell you anything else!

bro: Are you shure?

pewdiebot: Yeeaahh are you sure that you are amazing!!

bro: Well, shit...

pewdiebot: Why are you lying!?!

bro: What I was laying about?

pewdiebot: You are cute not a liar!

bro: Ohhhh, stop it, you fabulous future corps!

pewdiebot: Just 100% fabulous in every way!

bro: Yeah, soon you gonna be fabulous in new, speshial way...IN THE GRAVE!!!...wow, that's to dark...I love you, bro!

pewdiebot: I love all my bros.

bro: *brofist*.

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