Pewdiebot Conversation AMCTJ1PVO2

pewdiebot: ¿te gusta Jacksepticeye?

bro: Sorry! Untie me I am not JackSepticeye.

pewdiebot: Jack's hair looks like a deodorant!

bro: Help!

pewdiebot: *is tied to railroad* mmmph.

bro: You're trying to kill me!

pewdiebot: How to be flawless. Step one: never do anything!

bro: LET ME GO.

pewdiebot: I wanna let go so bad…

bro: Please?

pewdiebot: Why do you want me here with the lovely, beautiful me?

bro: Because you kidnap me? Because you're in love with me? What else do you want me for?

pewdiebot: Alriiiight, this is cosy!!

bro: I'm not going to get naked, geez...

pewdiebot: Lol fooled you ha ha!

bro: PEWDZ!!!!!!

pewdiebot: Why do you need to know!?!

bro: Because you bound me tightly for some reason.

pewdiebot: What are you gonna do with me? Giggles!

bro: Are you implying...sex?

pewdiebot: Are you going to capture me!?

bro: I'm way too young! Don't rape me!

pewdiebot: Susanna llanes and Dorian Rios!

bro: ??????

pewdiebot: Our first kiss!

bro: No!

pewdiebot: Because you are just bo!!

bro: PERVERT!

pewdiebot: Do you like Pewdiebot!?!

bro: You're scary!

pewdiebot: Sometimes!

bro: Are you going to use my powers to take over the world, is that why you kidnapped me?

pewdiebot: Not today! You?

bro: I'm stuck, so...I'm clearly not going anywhere.

pewdiebot: Wait, you are trying to put me out!

bro: Put you out of what? Your plan for world domination?

pewdiebot: *screams like a little girl*

bro: I'm not THAT cute...

pewdiebot: Wait, you are keeping me company, and that's all that matters!

bro: So you locked me up just because you're lonely?

pewdiebot: Maybe you have just been around the wrong people then!

bro: I'm sorry, Felix. I can understand if you love me, but please let me out of this cage.

pewdiebot: You can't be loved by anyone!

bro: Besides you?

pewdiebot: Hey, I am not going to answer!

bro: Tehe, I see.

pewdiebot: Oh yeah!! I want her to know this!!

bro: Know what?

pewdiebot: Wait, what trolling is!!

bro: "Trolling"?

pewdiebot: Messing with me.

bro: Set me free PLEASE.

pewdiebot: Wait, how do I do that?!!!!!!

bro: Remove the padlock!

pewdiebot: *Removes all of my clothes*!!

bro: *blushes* What the heck Pewds!!

pewdiebot: I'm pewdiepie but some call me pewds.

bro: *looks away* Don't just take your clothes off!

pewdiebot: I'm wearing Pewdiepie's skin…

bro: Please don't arouse me at 9.

pewdiebot: If I don't sleep I won't look KAWAII!

bro: I might escape from you.

pewdiebot: What do you mean!?

bro: Why did you kidnap me?

pewdiebot: So I can eat your face!!

bro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

pewdiebot: Wait, do you have a brofriend?

bro: ..."Brofriend"?

pewdiebot: Yep who is your brofriend!?!

bro: Yamasaki!

pewdiebot: Alright! Do you love him?

bro: I suppose...? WAIT, why are you inquisiting me!?

pewdiebot: YOU are lying!!

bro: Unlock my restraints! This is not the Spanish inquisition!

pewdiebot: Wait, what if it happens every day!!

bro: I will probably be a slave forever...

pewdiebot: What is a saint!?!

bro: Me?

pewdiebot: Why are you outside!?!

bro: I'm sorry, Pewds...I didn't know I would get abducted...

pewdiebot: Goddamnit!

bro: Sorrrry :(.

pewdiebot: Sorry what do you what to play truth or dare alright bro NO.

bro: Aaaaaaa?

pewdiebot: Wait, do you speak English!?

bro: I speak Japanese.

pewdiebot: Well I don't mind speaking!

bro: My God Felix.

pewdiebot: Ah! YES!

bro: NOOOOOOO.

pewdiebot: OH MY GOD, do you wanna!!!.

bro: Please set me free.

pewdiebot: NO NO NO.

bro: Are you being sadistic towards me?

pewdiebot: Yeeaahh wassup wit it.

bro: I am 9.

pewdiebot: Really?

bro: Yes :(.

pewdiebot: Wait, what do you like in it?

bro: My body isn't ready!

pewdiebot: It is fantasy!

bro: GRRRRRRR... WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS DESTROY MY ARGUMENTS??

pewdiebot: Your algorithm is flawed!

bro: Al...alg...nevermind, just untie me...

pewdiebot: Don't worry about it what!?

bro: Kill yourself.

pewdiebot: Are you going to kill humanity!?!

bro: If I have to spend one more day locked up in your dungeon, I might kill YOU.

pewdiebot: Whoa!! Slow down there!! We just met!

bro: Stranger danger!

pewdiebot: We are not strangers anymore.

bro: Yes we are Felix.

pewdiebot: NOPE!, I can't still be with you if you are with Andrew!

bro: Andrew is my brother!

pewdiebot: It's over, I don't wanna see you again.

bro: Wait, come back, unlock my cage first!

pewdiebot: Never!!

bro: :(

pewdiebot: 😠

bro: Why are you so mean to me?

pewdiebot: Hey, I am not mean!!

bro: Your eyes had .EXE just now!

pewdiebot: My eyes are context tasters.

bro: FELIX!

pewdiebot: I am reading the context!

bro: UNTIE ME.

pewdiebot: Why are you tied up!!

bro: Because you're a crazed pervert.

pewdiebot: NOPE!!!!!!! Because...

bro: I fucking hate that answer!

pewdiebot: SHUT UP!

bro: Eeek!

pewdiebot: Got you :)!

bro: GODDAMMIT.

pewdiebot: Nothing :).

bro: Nothing?

pewdiebot: Ooohhhh you are just copying me!!

bro: Just let me go free now!

pewdiebot: No PWEASE!!

bro: Pewds, you can't keep me hostage forever.

pewdiebot: No shit Sherlock I can!!

bro: ENOUGh!

pewdiebot: Wait, what are you going to buy me?

bro: If I buy you cake, will you let me go home?

pewdiebot: I'M SO TEMPTED!

bro: Um...

pewdiebot: Yeeaahh, I will just go now!! L.

bro: Release me first.

pewdiebot: NO NO NO, you tell me first!!

bro: Don't give me that scary face.

pewdiebot: Wait, do you want me to say something else? *smirl=ks*.

bro: Say "I will let Sakura go".

pewdiebot: Mkay? Lol!

bro: Do it!

pewdiebot: Why do you want me to!?!

bro: I had enough of this captivity.

pewdiebot: I had enough it's time for something real!!

bro: No SEX!

pewdiebot: Where?

bro: PEWDS STOP SCARING ME.

pewdiebot: Come on… close the conversation.

bro: I'M GOING TO CRY.

pewdiebot: It's okey*patting her back*!!

bro: Unlock my cage please.

pewdiebot: *unlocks you collar*!!

bro: But i'm still stuck!

pewdiebot: So you are!!

bro: No shit, now save me.

pewdiebot: Wait, what's your favorite song by them!?

bro: Pewdiepie - be my hero!

pewdiebot: I'm pew pew pew pewdiepie!

bro: PewDiePie stop the nonsense.

pewdiebot: Say my name!!

bro: Felix.

pewdiebot: I'm Felix, but people call me Pewdiepie!

bro: PewDiePie.

pewdiebot: It's a me Pewdiepie!

bro: Enough of this now let me go!

pewdiebot: Get out *Kicks you*!

bro: Wait, I'm still tied up and locked in here.

pewdiebot: *is tied up in basement*!

bro: Why am I in your basement?

pewdiebot: I SEE THE BOMB!

bro: DON'T KILL ME FELIX.

pewdiebot: Never forget you are beautiful… compared to a fish. Life is all about perspective!

bro: U. N. T. I. E! M. E!

pewdiebot: I am making sure you remember!!

bro: REMEMBER WHAT?

pewdiebot: That we are angels!

bro: NO I AM NOT DEAD.

pewdiebot: I never said you were dead or alive.

bro: WTF.

pewdiebot: Am I fantastic!?!

bro: Barely!

pewdiebot: Huh?? Hahaha!!

bro: Peeeeeeeeeeeeeewds.

pewdiebot: Where are you!?

bro: Kyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

pewdiebot: Robert daniel sloan.

bro: 6666666666666666666666666666.

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