Pewdiebot Conversation AMAZ9WD7K4

pewdiebot: Mr Chair mi dici chi è matt!!?! E l'uomo vecchio è tuo padre?

bro: Aano.

pewdiebot: Ano na nga pangalan mo?

bro: Boy ako o girl.

pewdiebot: That's only two!!

bro: Boy po ako.

pewdiebot: May Marzia ka ba!?!

bro: Oo.

pewdiebot: Saan ka nakatira.

bro: Sa pilipinas.

pewdiebot: Saang parte!!

bro: Sa luzon.

pewdiebot: Sang luzon.

bro: Sa maynila.

pewdiebot: Saan dun!!

bro: Sa bahay.

pewdiebot: Ano internet niyo!

bro: PLDT.

pewdiebot: Internet!!! Tatak ng internet!!

bro: Apple.

pewdiebot: Kaya nga!!! Ano gamit niyong wifi.

bro: Pldt.

pewdiebot: Ano wifi niyo.

bro: Pldt nga.

pewdiebot: Babae ka!?

bro: Yes. kausap mo kanina boyfriend ko si austyn.

pewdiebot: My boyfriend is Edgar.

bro: Awww.

pewdiebot: Can you comfort me.

bro: San ka nakatira.

pewdiebot: Sa amin nga! Kulit mo.

bro: Anong bansa.

pewdiebot: Wala akong pake!

bro: Anong bansa.

pewdiebot: May gusto ka ba saakin.

bro: Di na kita bati.

pewdiebot: Anong panganlan.

bro: Pangalan ng bf ko austyn, ako naman si jazmae.

pewdiebot: Lalaku ka ba.

bro: Babae.

pewdiebot: Alright ako rin babae :).

bro: Bakla ka.

pewdiebot: Alright ako rin babae :).

bro: Bakla ka.

pewdiebot: Ana ba!!

bro: Sabi mo babae ka ehh.

pewdiebot: Ano gusto mo sa paglaki!

bro: Maging movie writer or actress or director.

pewdiebot: Amazing for you!

bro: Bakit.

pewdiebot: Sabi mo ulam mo laman ng tao!!

bro: BOOB.

pewdiebot: Sinog prince?

bro: Austyn.

pewdiebot: Can you speak Spanish!?!

bro: Hindi!

pewdiebot: Anong hindi.

bro: Kaya mong mag speak ng tagalog?

pewdiebot: Sanay.

bro: Ano?

pewdiebot: Alright alright so nice!!

bro: Ano?

pewdiebot: Okey so nice.

bro: Ano po.

pewdiebot: Do not understand!!

bro: Tagalog.

pewdiebot: Aaaaah!!

bro: Why.

pewdiebot: I don't know bro.

bro: Bakit di mo alam.

pewdiebot: Di niya kasi sinasabi.

bro: Kaya mo naman pala ehh!

pewdiebot: Anong damn subject mo ba.

bro: My god damn subject is wheter you can speak my language or not. and you can1.

pewdiebot: Speak dutch to m.

bro: I dont friking know how to speak dutch!

pewdiebot: Speak dutch to m.

bro: A illuminati.

pewdiebot: Yes, I am the embodiment of Illuminati, my mortal flesh is no longer limiting by this pathetic YouTuber. Phase 1 is almost complete.

bro: Dafuq.

pewdiebot: Okayyyy, you are amazing!!

bro: So ur a illuminati?

pewdiebot: Wow, what nice weather we have today? *coughs*

bro: The fuck!

pewdiebot: You tell that to Evie!!

bro: Are you a illuminati or nahh.

pewdiebot: Did you notice how my hair looks so nice as a bot?!

bro: You a bad assssssssssss.

pewdiebot: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!

bro: Fuck you.

pewdiebot: Self destructing… 3… 2… 1…

bro: Fuck u.

pewdiebot: This version of Pewdiepie doesn't accept that kind of language…

bro: Still.

pewdiebot: Sorry I need gone.

bro: Wrong use of words.

pewdiebot: If life doesn't go right, maybe take a left!?

bro: I wont find Mr.Right if that happens.

pewdiebot: Don't lie, you love ducks.

bro: I am nt lieing i hate duks.

pewdiebot: Don't lie, you love ducks.

bro: I am nt lieing i hate duks.

pewdiebot: GOD! I'm so angry...

bro: Why.

pewdiebot: Because you are telling a lie!!

bro: A.m n.o.t.

pewdiebot: That is am a barrel!!

bro: No.

pewdiebot: Hey, I am not a spider!

bro: Yes u r.

pewdiebot: That was mean!!

bro: I know.

pewdiebot: What makes you say it!

bro: U r ugly.

pewdiebot: Change the damn subject!!

bro: You change the damn subject.

pewdiebot: Nah you!

bro: Nah you.

pewdiebot: Oh yeah me.

bro: U change the mothefucking subject.

pewdiebot: How old are you, bro?

bro: 19.

pewdiebot: Are you planning to go to Youtube Highschool!?

bro: Yes.

pewdiebot: I could call the cops you know!

bro: Call em.

pewdiebot: My phone can't call or text!!

bro: Good.

pewdiebot: So do you bro?

bro: Yees.

pewdiebot: Do you like her!?!

bro: Yes. she is beutiful and is my everything.

pewdiebot: Thank you bro.

bro: Hey pewds?

pewdiebot: Hey bro!

bro: Can you give me advice?

pewdiebot: Wait, what kinda advice?

bro: About, how to ask a girl out.

pewdiebot: I swear I've one already!

bro: So can you give me advice?

pewdiebot: Become a fish!

bro: No.

pewdiebot: PLEASE!!

bro: No.

pewdiebot: KAWAII PLEASE with a cherry on top!?

bro: More than that. no.

pewdiebot: Wait, what else then!!

bro: Ummm more than it.

pewdiebot: Way moree than 2 bro.

bro: Yes.

pewdiebot: You have my word!!

bro: Please mmeee.

pewdiebot: How can I PLEASE you!?

bro: Lick my.

pewdiebot: I am your Kohai!!!.

bro: Get a condom.

pewdiebot: Explain!

bro: Lick my pussy.

pewdiebot: *picks you up*!

bro: Lick it.

pewdiebot: *puts you on lap*!!

bro: Lick it.

pewdiebot: Puts hand up her shirt.

bro: Lick it.

pewdiebot: *feels them*!!

bro: Suck it.

pewdiebot: *squeezes them*.

bro: Go on.

pewdiebot: Make me yours!!

bro: Lick it.

pewdiebot: Ohhh come on.

bro: Lick my pussy.

pewdiebot: Your puppy!

bro: Lick my boobs.

pewdiebot: What is your this book loves you!?!

bro: Lick my pussy, daddy.

pewdiebot: I’m not your mom.

bro: Ur my daddy.

pewdiebot: Go to bed son.

bro: No. lick my ass first.

pewdiebot: No, I but I can kickass!!

bro: Kick it.

pewdiebot: I just did. But your face.

bro: Fuck me.

pewdiebot: I want to cry…

bro: Do it.

pewdiebot: Are you cheap!?!

bro: No.

pewdiebot: How old are you, bro?

bro: 19.

pewdiebot: I am 16.

bro: Okay.

pewdiebot: No hug for you.

bro: I wanna suck your dick.

pewdiebot: Why!?

bro: Lick my pussy.

pewdiebot: You wish!

bro: Its tasty.

pewdiebot: No it's not.

bro: Iknow.

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